In my fantasy adaptation of The Bartimaeus Trilogy into a video game and/or 2D animated film, I need to have John Oliver play a role

idk what role but

he needs to be someone. Because I love it when he does "imperialism is super fucked up" jokes, and I would DEFINITELY want those in there.


anyways when I absolutely surely do that thing some day, I will now have some plans made and be AHEAD OF THE CURVE. B)

ptolemy with straight hair

more like

YOU'RE WRONG!!!

(ps he and bartimaeus are totes moirails it's platonic)




(lies down and sobs into the floor ptolemy♦bartimaeus stop hurting me you are the worst)