i am a professional piece of fan trash, its AMAZING

how anyone puts up with me, i don't know. but i will continue to make fanfic jokes.

god who allowed me to be a professional

I've been just cracking awful jokes about complete bullshit people should do with their stories for a good ten+ years and slowly but surely I have been drifting into a position where I can make those things happen. the ridiculous garbage can come from inside the house, now.

my bad ideas are so grand. I feel like a couple are kind of within reach as well which is horrifying/amazing



AH... MY GREAT AND TERRIBLE POWER........

i went from 0 to STRESSED really fast or something I guess I don't even know.

I lost all my appetite, I can't sleep right- it's fucking up my work real hard. And after getting switched from half a scene to the whole thing uhhh I DONT NEED THAT RIGHT NOW. I'm actively fighting the sluggishness of my brain 75% of the time and trying to grab it as it careens out of control the other 25%, it's awful.

shiiiiit I hope I don't let anyone down :(

I'm gonna take a super late lunch now, I think, eat a sandwich and try to like half-nap. then come back and gear up to stay late

wheres my pizza i want to go home

blh blh blh I SHOULDNT. THERES WORK. THERES SOOO MUUUCHHH WORK. ok. it's not THAAAT much. but. theres redoing things. and I haaateeeee thaaaattttt. refiguring blocking is MY LEAST FAVORITE.

also i have to draft an email i forgot to earlier pffffff

WWWWHOOOAAA apparently today was sweets day at the office

First I brought in cookies (my family's rad as hell whirligigs, the supreme cookie)

and then another person brought in a gingerbread thing

AND THEN STEAM SENT US LIKE THIS BIG TUB OF HELLA FANCY CHOCOLATE???

there are like chocolate covered gummi bears and a 70% dark chocolate bar with cocoa nibs in it and some kinda fancy fancy nutella esque thing and there's a guidebook to all the ones in the box????

look if they want us to make a game or four this may not be the best way to do it, this is v distracting

ok im done with work now. i came to work but now i want to go home, im sleepy.


uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh blllllleeeeehhh noooo i should be going to the fuckin STORE and then i probably shouldnt just go to bed when i get home i GUESS. pppbbbt. dont wanna.


maybe i will just buy milk at the absurdly expensive corner store on the way home. what about THAT, eh??? .... no i should just wait. i dont need milk that bad.

i just got excited about 401k matching


i am old. im an old person.

oh dear sweet coworkers

you dont know what youve wrought

you let me share my ipod. you are UNLEASHING THE BEAST!!!